Excerpts from “The Sexy Vegan Kitchen: Culinary Adventures In Love & Sex.”
Acai Berry, the Siren
Acai is one of the healthiest little berries on the planet—as well as one of the most seductive.
Hailing from deep within the Amazon rainforest in Brazil, the captivating femme fatale of South America, she will lure you with her feminine antioxidant power and amino acid goodness. Her sexual prowess includes, but is not limited to: increasing blood circulation in the body, which contributes to a sex drive boost, especially in the male species.
She promises increased sexual energy and optimal sexual performance.
Brazilian Femme Fatale Smoothie
This acai elixir is packed with nutrients to support your body, mind and spirit…and your sex organs, too!
Sexy players: acai, strawberries, bananas, dates, vanilla, maca, sexy spices
1 (3 1/2 -ounce) package Sambazon frozen Acai
1 cup frozen strawberries
1 cup frozen pineapple chunks
2 T fresh ginger root, chopped
2 T unsweetened shredded coconut
1 T raw sunflower seeds
1 T raw cashews
1 T flaxseeds
3 Medjool dates, seeded and torn into pieces
Stevia, to taste
1 t pure vanilla extract
1 t maca powder
dash of cinnamon
2 cups water
1 cup ice.
Let all ingredients reside in your blender for a short time. Blend thoroughly. Serve your baby. Sip mindfully and with great pleasure.
Pan’s Potent Acai Power Bowl
Surprise your sweetie with this sexy superfood dessert and you may find yourself strapped beneath the sheets!
Sexy players: acai, strawberries, maca, chia, vanilla, banana
1 ( 3 ½ ounce) package Sambazon frozen Acai
1 cup frozen, organic strawberries
1 t maca powder
1 t chia seeds
1 T raw honey
¼ cup granola
¼ cup almond milk
¼ t pure vanilla extract
¼ cup banana chips
Place all ingredients in a blender and blend until smooth.
Amazon Princess Martini
Martinis are one of the sexiest cocktails on earth. A little spirit urges our sexual juices to flow; a lot of spirit dulls them. Drink in moderation for good prana to flow freely to your territories d’amour.
Sexy players: acai, citrus
2 T acai powder
4 oz. organic vodka
lots of honey or a little agave nectar
juice of 2 lemons
In a cocktail shaker or glass, whisk the acai powder, honey and lemon juice. Let sit for fifteen minutes. Add vodka to the mix, shake and serve in Martini glasses, if you have them. If not, any vessel will do the trick.
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